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twitson

r/destiny2 Jotunn users would like a word with you


Chrunchyhobo

OP's build is less of a fire hazard and probably better at toasting bread than Bungo's marked-up Aliexpress melty boi cash grab was.


squid_actually

Clang clang goes the noob tube.


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spectre1006

I miss destiny 2 but i haven't played in so long


HalcyonH66

I miss it, but it had so many issues.


RedCrayonMuncher

The power grind is what turned me away, it doesn't even have a purpose any more as it's the higher levels of content are always gonna be 10-20 higher


xioni

didn't mind the grind. when they started sunsetting weapons and armors and got rid of 80% of the game was what turned me away. they have stopped sunsetting apparently but still don't think it's exciting to spend any money on expansions and stuff


Blinkdawg15

I'd advise skipping it unless you're the sort that's willing to pay for games repeatedly. That's part of what turned me off of it. They somehow got greedier than they were under Activision.


Tr1angleChoke

I play a ton of Destiny 2. I'm in the top 2% of hours played. Basically, it costs $8 per month to play now. If you want to play all the current content throughout the year, you have to buy the $100 deluxe edition of whatever the current expansion is. They claim they're trying to appeal to the more casual player base but none of the decisions they make point to that.


str8-l3th4l

What's weird to me is I never see people complaining about games like wow being even more aggressively monetized. Like wow cost $15 a month plus you have to buy the expansion on top of that and wow consistently sunsets everything every year to my understanding. As well as even if you've spent $1000 on that game in the past couple years, as soon as you don't give them $15 for a single month you lose all access to all content until you pony up again. Maybe I misunderstand cause I've barely played wow at all but seems like destiny is a steal comparatively.


Fuck-Reddit-2020

Different player bases are willing to put up with different things. WOW is old and established. The primary player base for WOW has accepted their fate, as part of the deal for playing the game. They're more than happy with the current monetization scheme. The same company makes the Diablo games, and Blizzard doesn't charge Diablo players for use on their servers. If they did, Diablo would be a ghost town.


SplittingTorrent

It's not even just that. Now the current season isn't included when you buy an expansion. Oh yeah, and now dungeons are a separate charge. They are milking the *hell* out of that game now.


TheGreatMightyLeffe

Nah, the season passes are optional, and only have cosmetics and basic stuff you can farm in an hour or two on the anyway. The most worthwhile thing about them is the bright dust, and that's a hard meh. All the season activities and challenges are available without the pass, and dungeons/raids are all tied to DLC. Other than that they sell DLC basically the same way every other company does.


silenceispainful

Same, just the thing is: I buy every time the dlcs that get released but never play D2 lol, I tell myself "yeah am gonna play it soon or later let's buy it" ... meanwhile 3 years passed and I haven't touched it XD I think I finished Forsaken and left in the middle of Shadowkeep. Ofc am still gonna buy every DLC that will come


xioni

think of all the McNuggets you could've bought with that than unused and overpriced dlcs of a game you never play >!/lh!<


poweredbyford87

I have done this exact same thing every DLC lol


ThunderClanWarrior

Been a while since I've played, is Ticcu's Divination still a decent weapon for PvE?


NotSure407

R/shittypcbuilds sucks. Keep toastin’ man.


EyeLike2Watch

Needs more GTX 480. That toast will be charcoal in no time


DemoteMeDaddy

More like the new RTX 4090 Ti FE (Toaster inside furnace edition)


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Deltigre

My FX-5900 too, except it's LONG DEAD


pabskstorm

You can use it to slice the bread


SammyDatBoss

*7900xtx reference


EyeLike2Watch

Upon further investigation, the shittypcbuilds sub is dead as hell


Odd_Coat1176

I had two in SLI and holy fuck did my room get hot. Couldn't run the thing for long during the summer.


RustyArn

ahhh who needs central heating anyway. just run 2 480s in sli


Odd_Coat1176

Honestly though. My room was nice and toasty during fall and winter.


cutemercy7wu

Why not four?


AlexeyCrane

Oh god, you just triggered my PTSD, 4 way SLI GTX 480...


italiancalipso

Seems also the last AMD 7900 make a very nice crispy toast..


hukkelis

And a AMD FX 9590


victorFRSH

I have a 460 if that works, fucker can roast itself in no time.


SideTraKd

To be fair... I don't think that's even REMOTELY shitty... Pretty cool actually!


VyvanseForBreakfast

I tried it and that subreddit seems to be unmoderated, why would they not let OP post this? Also someone could just request to moderate.


Tachyoff

submissions are restricted to approved users and there are no mods to approve people


HomeCalendar36

I love it when somewhat niche subs have insane rules for posting. Like you're not Oxford university I'm not writing a fucking dissertation to post a picture of a toaster.


Resident_Structure_5

I especially love it when it's r/witchesvspatriarchy or any of the right wing safe space subs. Echo chamber for days.


HurtsLiketheDickings

Isn’t that because this should have been posted in r/shittybattlestations ?


mega_moist

Add a shitty monitor and it would fit


BuddyF0694

Monitor should be a microwave door


1trickana

No? That sub is for full setups, not a pic of a PC


Dr_Watson349

Yeah fuck them bitches. r/pcmasterrace squad checking in


inaccurateTempedesc

/r/mcpastarace and /r/shittybattlestations is the way


Yonix06

We don't discriminate in here !


SendAstronomy

But there is nothing shitty about this.


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Unhappy_Grapefruit_2

I’m not going lie but op is probably karma grinding he hasn’t made a comment or post on r/shittybattlestations


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Persimmon_Particular

“Bro you are so shit at games? What do you play on, a toaster?”


MisterMcReddit

Lmao reminds of fast and the Furious 8 when Vin beats a guy in an old POS jalopy and some Nos.


TheUnrepententLurker

And the power of family


Ttokk

Fast and furious 13: The Olive Garden


Low_Air6104

the family gets really fat: sponsored by olive garden


non-squitr

La Familia*


Constant_Candle_4338

FAMBLY


aknoth

That car was genuinely awesome and was equipped with a transmission that has 4 gears in reverse. (Unlike the evo going in reverse at 100mph in f&f 2). Quite a sleeper.


stq66

Reminds me of the planned Amiga 1200 successor in a Hoover case. (For those who do not remember: The Amiga Walker prototype https://amigaland.de/amiga-walker/


Gr3yHound40

"Says someone on a console that's the same size as my toaster"


HercUlysses

Hey guys, look, he gets the joke!


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Well that's because it is not shitty.


guntanksinspace

Exactly. This toaster ain't shitty at all!


A_Two_Slot_Toaster

Thanks!


gxvicyxkxa

Well hang on now... Does it still make toast?


Electrox7

Open any Adobe Creative Suite software and you'll have yourself some toast. Don't keep it in for longer than a few seconds tho cause it burns fast.


16mhz

It even got some RGB.


TheDescriptive

That might get a bit, *toasty*…


Mpikoz

![gif](giphy|xPGkOAdiIO3Is)


Markofmir

YEOWWWWWWWW


MotivatorNZ

DUNNNNNN DUN DUN


altrae

Hahahahaha


69DonaldTrump69

TIL there’s a sub for shitty builds that I can browse that after shitty battlestations. Thanks, OP! And I think this is great. Specs?


EyeLike2Watch

Sub's pretty dead


clubba

I wonder why...


Enzyoo

So let's bring it alive again!


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BayShor3

ROG STRIX Z590-i, i7-11700K, 3060 12gb, 64gb of 3600mhz ram, 1tb Samsung 980 Pro, some 1tb nvme drive, and a 650w EVGA PSU


Sporkatron

Praise the Omnissiah!


MycologistOk7704

The toaster has better specs than me GG


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

Does it make toast?


BayShor3

11th gen intel i7 so its possible


WildVelociraptor

Found a good use for my old FX-9590!


AGallonOfKY12

Breadcrumbs aren't very conductive


SpeakToMePF1973

They are once you turn them into carbon.


NoobishMoon

"this game can run smoothly on a toaster" The toaster:


Head-Ad4770

Yep, you can actually game on a toaster, both figuratively and literally. 🤣🤣🤣


one_way_misanthrope

Well I mean, this is awesome so it doesn't belong on r/shittypcbuilds. Great job op


jackinsomniac

So maybe it's more "awful taste, but great execution"? r/ATBGE


0011110000110011

/r/WeirdCases


Syrdon

Zoom in, the execution is kinda rough. The idea is awesome though, and the humor is clear if you’re at all aware of the hardware. Or just around it for a few minutes. Good taste, acceptable execution? Not sure that’s a subreddit.


lywyre

Awesome Taste But Generic Execution


1infinitefruitloop

Just scrolled down a bit and they’re making fun of a perfectly fine Noctua themed Ncase M1 build. r/sffpc would be ashamed.


YetMoreBastards

Irony is, on occasion, amusing.


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

Does it turn on when you pull down the toaster knob thingy(idk the name)?


BayShor3

It turns on with the "Toast" button, thats why its oddly pushed in.


ir88ed

I was going to ask, but then thought "no way he hooked up those buttons". Damn! Now convert the big knob to GPU OC profiles and make it go to 11.


BayShor3

If I do a gen 2 I will. This was made with a flathead, a glob of hot glue, and metal shears. Id love to do it proper in a larger toaster. Already had a button from old chassis.


fake__name__

Yes! Was just about to say. Nab a 4 slice toaster and you might be able to squeeze in that GPU


fizban7

Beautiful


heatlesssun

If that's actually a fully functional PC, it's not shitty. Indeed fricking cool.


BayShor3

Since people asked, heres it running: https://imgur.com/gallery/uKAcrRZ Not sure why someone would build a pc that does not function.


KennyKenz366

A toaster PC with a CRT, I think I found my next build


heatlesssun

>Not sure why someone would build a pc that does not function. Making it all the less shitty.


freakedmind

I sent this to a couple of friends and they STILL don't believe it lmao, they're like the connection isn't clear, the guy is clearly a troll etc xD


Gsbconstantine

I toast, therefore I am.


Wolfen1982

Would anyone like some toast?


mcdillon12

Frakkin toaster.


krimsonstudios

Can't believe I scrolled this far for a BSG reference.


T-Coop

Definitely in r/SFFPC territory, right?


smachni

Yeah, guys will love him


BayShor3

Not sure about that one, got some very unhappy replies the last time I posted there.


ladiesmanyoloswag420

Too awesome


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Probably because it’s not shitty, it’s extremely creative and looks like it was a fun and exciting project.


Francis2242

Will the toaster side of it still function as a bath bomb? Asking for a friend.


zR0B3ry2VAiH

![gif](giphy|577HYoLf5Vu0w)


VoteMe4Dictator

It's unethical to build AI like a Cylon


eyesofbucket

Admechs be like


chicknfly

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Hell


DiggerGuy68

Reminds me of AVGN. "It's a Nintoaster. And yes, it works."


leoMaou

We can run crisis on a toaster now, what a time to be alive


eatgamer

I think there's a sweepstakes I ran here 8 years ago that you would have definitely won an NVIDIA duck for.


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I think there's something wrong with your Cylon.


HUNAcean

The adeptus mechanicus will monitor your career with conisderable interest


Evenmoardakka

*mecha dendrites quiver with anticipation*


Corey3500

It's not shitty it's unique xD


jdbnsn

That is a totally respectable "found object" mod!!! Fuckin love it!


TheRubyLynnPaxton

Issa Cylon!


Naychaboy

Frakkin cylons!


doogle_126

Holy shit. In 2007 one of my D&D co-players built his own computers and had a water cooled beast of a tower that played Crysis on max settings (for you youngin's, that game was the reason game cards got so good so quickly that bitcoin became viable) I occasionally jokes that his toaster could play Crysis. Thank you for posting this. A fkin 16 year old joke has an awesome real conclusion!


NoFaithInThisSub

> Crysis on max settings the nostalgia.....


Individual_Echidna_4

Now that's something I would take into the shower


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> r/shittypcbuilds wouldn't let me post this so here you go Next time, **use a toilet**


areid2007

Are the red LEDs a BSG reference?


eyesofbucket

I believe they're a toaster reference


ShonuffJones

A true work of art


big-daddy-decibels

10/10


Featherdfedora5

So I can have toast while I play portal RTX?


RistraDax

*pushes level down* "BOMB HAS BEEN PLACED" Ack!


travelinman9981

Could definitely run Linux on that toaster.


Hazelnut_Bread

“A PC is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!”


DiggerGuy68

"I am the boogeyman that keeps lesser PCs awake at night!"


Z3nFi3R

Toaster with some extra rendering power for good texture


ImperialGarten

is that you mr hummus?


LiquidN0

wdym shitty? This is awesome


n1n384ll

Ik it's prob posted somewhere in the thread but here it is https://youtu.be/KW6cBRsyCWc


En-TitY_

I wasn't bready for this; I loaf it.


Gloriathewitch

So when the league of legends game takes ages to load and someone says in all chat who's playing on the toaster, you can say "me!"


babysterni

Me in valorant asking who is playing on a toaster Meanwhile this guy:


xRetz

The fuck is the point in r/shittypcbuilds if they won't let you post shitty PC builds on it? Reddit mods are a different breed.


CosmicToaster

I’m banning you from r/toasterrights.


BayShor3

Woah just think of it as a toaster with a supercharger blower out the hood.


DrakeonMallard

Amiga users instantly shout “Video Toaster!”


ItsJustMeMaggie

Does it make you travel back in time?


BayShor3

iirc you need a microwave for that


JBoomhauerIII

Let’s get this crypto bread


aperson

Welcome to the club! I made this [grillputer](https://flickr.com/photos/aperson/3661186259/in/album-72157620435191975/) 13 years ago.


IAmAToaster_AMA

What. The. Fuck. You sick bastard.


BayShor3

Dude sorry


gnowZ474

Show me a burnt toast to prove its shittiness.


saqwarrior

This reminds me of working at Silicon Graphics in the mid 1990s; there was a particular SGI machine that was known internally as the "power toaster." If memory serves it was [the SGI O2](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SGI_O2).


BayShor3

I love SGI! My dream pc is to have like any one of them (probably Indigo2). Sadly I only own a SGI mousepad.


saqwarrior

Ahhhh if you don't have the experience of working with IRIX and the Indigo Magic Desktop then you're in for a weird hybrid System-V/BSD UNIX treat. Near the end of my time at SGI they were literally just handing out Indy and Indigo2 machines (we called them "pizza boxes") to team members as they had already become deprecated. I ended up with an Indigo2 at home for several years, which I eventually sold to Halted electronics supply in the SF Bay Area. For the release party of the O2 and Octane machines (IIRC this was shortly after SGI acquired Cray) they had a bunch of machines in the cafeteria hooked up to these huge displays, including low-level Cray supercomputers, running demos of Quake II. Was a pretty cool experience getting to see some of the world's most powerful computers just blast through Q2 in a brown blur.


BayShor3

Thanks for sharing! Activates my legacy hardware nred neurons.


Alchemist64_

That isn't shitty that is a masterpiece


HardCoreRugs

But.. this isn't a shitty PC build? This is amazing!


flexsealed1711

Next, make the bread slots optical drive bays or SATA hot swap bays


BayShor3

I have an itx nas so i could probably make that with less toaster abuse


mintyBroadbean

Put a 4090 in there and you should be good enough to cook toast


Firebat-045

The adeptus mechanicus would like to know your location to prey to the toaster.


FriendshipNo4497

Eggo 3000 😂


-Argih

More /r/ATBGE than /r/Shittypcbuilds


BayShor3

Reddit when I post my nice build:.. Reddit when I cut a hole in a $1 toaster:⬆️⬆️⬆️ Ok guys, sure


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Fancy PCs are a dime a dozen. Creative stuff like this is a lot harder to come by. Is it stupid? Totally. But it's weird as shit and the internet likes weird as shit.


venom259

Don't let r/grimdank see this.


EruantienAduialdraug

*happy mechanics noises*


firstbjorn


heilspawn

You are a monster


AQ90

>Build a PC >Store it inside a toaster >Make a rough tutorial (toaster gaming) >??? >Profit


satellitesatan

You’re a bastard for this and I love it.


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Poopy_McBottomfeeder

Scrooged’s ghost of Xmas present’s favorite PC build. ![gif](giphy|3ohfFw6D2UMI6B2N7a|downsized)