"I WENT TO COLLEGE"

Why did I hear this reply 😂😂

I remember when I was little I couldn't wait to grow up and be able to use this line in real life. But now that I can I don't

I don't use the phrase as such but I do say things like "I know that, I studied Educational Sciences"

I’ve grown up and I used to say this a lot when I was struggling to start my career 😂

I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE!

In Battle for Bikini Bottom he further confirms it was community college

I don't know exactly what Community College is... is it somewhat inferior to regular colleges?

Same

BRO I WAS GONNA TYPE THE SAME THING LMFAOO

Sis

Why dose he look like Frasier 😂

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy!

Sent this to a group chat with a bunch of people I went to high school with then dipped out lmao

High school senior quote

ik this show has no continuity but this line is kinda genius in hindsight, bc one season later he'd pretend to be a psychologist

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player

…medi-ocre? :(

You pretentious little insignificant artist... Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste!

Never! NEVER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA...

You'll never catch me Krabs, not when i shift into _MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!_

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo

I can picture the face he makes while saying that 😂 😬

"I WENT TO COLLEGE" and "Someone should put you in a box down the river grandma"

“Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!”

YES. THIS ONE. HOW COULD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS QUOTE?

I SAID THAT ONE

“CORRECT!”

^("ok new theory. maybe we should play so quietly no one can hear us.")

Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if SOME people didn’t try to play with big, meaty claws!

What did you say, punk?!

BIG! MEATY! CLAWS!

Wellllll these claws ain’t just for attractin’ mates!

Bring it on old man! Bring it on!

No, people, let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!

"F Is For Fire, That Burns Down The Whole Town!"

U is for uranium. Bombs

N is for no survivors ! WHEN YOU'RE..!

PLANKTON!

Those things aren't what fun is all about!

Now, do it like this: F is for friends who do stuff to---

Never! That's completely idiotic!

Here, let me help you. F is for friends who do stuff together!

U is for you and me! Try it!

N is for anywhere and anytime at all

"Do Instruments Of Torture Count?"

No

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Horse radish isn’t an instrument either.

….😐✋

Remember that one scene in which plankton roasts an entire nuclear family + the grandma in quick succession?

I’m Plankton ya old hag, and your son smells like boogers!

Hey!! You can’t talk to my wife like that, what do think this is?!

I think it’s time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That’s what it is!

Hey! You can’t talk to my grandson like that, someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!

Someone should put you in a box floatin down the river Grandma!

You're probably right :(

Was looking for this comment

“It’s evil, it’s diabolical, it’s lemon-scented.”

This plan Z can’t possibly fail

Haha plan z, I love plan z

"My customers are dummies, dweebs, and doodoo dunderheads."

"Win this one because I told you to."

"BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!"

I don't know. I'd never thought I'd get this far.

Well then, allow me to make a suggestion for your next move….

Holographic meatloaf my favorite!

“I’LL SHOW YOU SUBSPECIES!”

*Can’t you read?!* NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy

"It is becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it I longer. I am small."

I need someone **BIG!** To clear the beach *for me*… I need…SPONGEBOB!!

“Someone should send you in a box floating down the river grandma!”

“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!” From when he absolutely bodies that family.

“I’m Plankton, ya old hag. And your son smells like boogers!”

#"ALRIGHT I GET IT"

SHIAH KAZING

*explodes*

Well this stinks.

Thats it mister, you just lost your brain privileges

Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy.

“Felicitations malefactors!” idk the rest

I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!

Your wish is my... your wish is... your wishy wishy wish fish, /r̼̊ːːːːːː/

Hear me Krabs. If I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLEGE!

"I Command You To Help Me Be A Nicer Person!"

That's a newer one right?

It's from Season 10. According to ScreenRant, it's from "Plankton Gets The Boot" episode.

Holy shit, it came out 6 years ago? I'm old...

I WIN

"Someone should put you in a box floating down the river GRANDMA!!!" 😆 🤣 😂

"GET OUT"

Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.

I HATE MY LIFE! it’s just the way he says it after getting his ear drums blasted tf off

I can cause way more collateral damage than that. Karen, where's my death ray?

**Plankton:** Just wait until I pump up the volume. ( Plankton plays elevator music) **Random customer:** I hated the original version of this song. ( All the customers leave the Krusty Krab.)

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player. You pretentious, insignificant artist. Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste.

"well this stinks"

"ALRIGHT I GET IT!"

"Chum is metabolic fuel!"

“OH MY GOODNESS. SQUIDWARD!!!” Every time I hear this I starts cackling.

[“Come and eat at the Chum Bucket. Every F##kin’ day! You come down and we’ll stuff your face full-a s##t!”](https://youtu.be/A9xwU-4l37o)

“I knew I should have gotten the turbo”

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

its a gift a gift from a friend friends give each other gifts

When he says I'll see yall in therapy.

“Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.” Used the gif in my farewell letter when leaving my last job.

That’s amazing 😂

His cops are too righteous. the helmets can't handle this level of ROCK AND ROLE!

Goodbye, everyone! I'll see you all in therapy!!!

Goodbye everyone see all of you in Therapy

"Holographic meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!"

Oh look! The Krusty Krab. Home of the Krabby Patty. CRUSH. Lick lick.

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player

“Be assertive!” *beep beep* “Not INSERTIVE!”

My computer wife

“CORRECT!”

[bye everyone i’ll remember you all in therapy](https://youtu.be/i57mDFPEtZc)

“In a cosmic sorta way, yes.”

CORRECT!

“you think is *funny*?” “In a cosmic sort of way… yes”

“I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!-“ as said the the first SpongeBob movie

Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

"Someone should put you in a box flowing down the river grandma!"

What kind of cold heartless person would break apart such a loving relationship? IIII WOOOOULD!

“It’s just an ordinary kraby- OH MY GOODNESS!”

Squidward!!

“IT’S NOT WORTH IT! ITS JUST NOT WORTH IT!”

I’m throwing in the towel Krabs it’s easy just hand the money and smile good luck I’m sure he was glad cause then he didn’t have to go through all that nonsense to get a kelpshake

Excuse me I’ve done nothing wrong Holy Molly just stick to the plan

“FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS! I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!”

"Note to Self: Never store away in a gym sock."

every time he really makes Karen mad and he's just like "h-honey.." 🥺 before she smashes him and it's just agHGGhhhh

Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!

March 14

“Someone should put you in a mental hospital!” “SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX, FLOATIN’ DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA!”

Now for my elaborate and college educated plan. Control > Brain

My name is Plankton. Come and eat at the Chum Bucket. Every fucking day you come down and we'll stuff your face full of shit.

Felicitations, malefactors! I am in town to find my minions. And I know just how to speak their lang-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?”

Grass!? (evil laugh)

"My diabolical, extremely convoluted plan worked! I should have been a politician..."

Felicitations malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me! I had all that memorized.

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?!?! I said assertive not insertive!

*beep beep!*

“Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I’ve never even had one customer!”

"This day won't be mine, or the next or the next, or possibly even the next. But the one after the next after the next after the next, well that one right there right next to that one, that will be my day!"

gRaSs?!? *Laughs until his jaw becomes unhinged*

Roses are red violets are blue world domination has nothing on you.

“GOOD GREIF HES NAKED!!!”

YOU’LL RULE THE DAY WE WERE BORN CRABS! I’LL BE BACK!

“Alright, I get it!!”

“You work for me now”

I dont know, never thought id get this far

'someone should you into a box; floating down the river, Grandma!'

“OH MY GOODNESS”

“What it’s just a normal Krabby Patt…OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!!!”

“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!!”

EEE-AAH ooh crap Ahhh you know when he was trying to get kelpshake

Go away computer wife remember don’t start that’s me every time I see Nickelodeon cause I don’t like this era of it

"I'll show you subspecies!"

"I'll settle for some fries!"

Well done spongeboob and goodbye everyone I’ll remember you in therapy

I thought I couldn't feel any worse but at least now I know that anything is possible