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cashmerered

"I WENT TO COLLEGE"


karaitalks

Why did I hear this reply 😂😂


scl17freak

I remember when I was little I couldn't wait to grow up and be able to use this line in real life. But now that I can I don't


cashmerered

I don't use the phrase as such but I do say things like "I know that, I studied Educational Sciences"


Throwawayaccounttt__

I’ve grown up and I used to say this a lot when I was struggling to start my career 😂


MissionApollo7

I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE!


William_Ze_Gamer

In Battle for Bikini Bottom he further confirms it was community college


cashmerered

I don't know exactly what Community College is... is it somewhat inferior to regular colleges?


Arrow1141

Same


EricD4M4n456

BRO I WAS GONNA TYPE THE SAME THING LMFAOO


cashmerered

Sis


SlyTyler96

Why dose he look like Frasier 😂


ptipp93

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy!


William_Ze_Gamer

Sent this to a group chat with a bunch of people I went to high school with then dipped out lmao


BAM_2K

High school senior quote


PowerOfL

ik this show has no continuity but this line is kinda genius in hindsight, bc one season later he'd pretend to be a psychologist


McIrishmen

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player


SHPLUMBO

…medi-ocre? :(


Right_Detective2306

You pretentious little insignificant artist... Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste!


Kanakolovescoasters

Never! NEVER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA...


wanderingwielder

You'll never catch me Krabs, not when i shift into _MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!_


Browners055

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo


aarongsmitty

I can picture the face he makes while saying that 😂 😬


Right_Detective2306

"I WENT TO COLLEGE" and "Someone should put you in a box down the river grandma"


Readerman122

“Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!”


Right_Detective2306

YES. THIS ONE. HOW COULD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS QUOTE?


beeziegracee

I SAID THAT ONE


SHPLUMBO

“CORRECT!”


sirstanofhousedarsh

^("ok new theory. maybe we should play so quietly no one can hear us.")


FratStafford007

Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if SOME people didn’t try to play with big, meaty claws!


Expert_Most_8373

What did you say, punk?!


FratStafford007

BIG! MEATY! CLAWS!


kiddocontay

Wellllll these claws ain’t just for attractin’ mates!


FratStafford007

Bring it on old man! Bring it on!


CrazyOrbitz

No, people, let’s be smart and bring it off.


FratStafford007

Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!


QuizzicallyFalse

"F Is For Fire, That Burns Down The Whole Town!"


Alive-Seaweed

U is for uranium. Bombs


Mememasterlordlol

N is for no survivors ! WHEN YOU'RE..!


Ky3031

PLANKTON!


Most-Relative1641

Those things aren't what fun is all about!


Right_Detective2306

Now, do it like this: F is for friends who do stuff to---


Most-Relative1641

Never! That's completely idiotic!


Expert_Most_8373

Here, let me help you. F is for friends who do stuff together!


CinnamonCardboardBox

U is for you and me! Try it!


wangdoodle_com

N is for anywhere and anytime at all


QuizzicallyFalse

"Do Instruments Of Torture Count?"


Anti-charizard

No


FratStafford007

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Anti-charizard

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.


KonamiVRC7

Horse radish isn’t an instrument either.


FratStafford007

….😐✋


TheNumbersMason2

Remember that one scene in which plankton roasts an entire nuclear family + the grandma in quick succession?


FratStafford007

I’m Plankton ya old hag, and your son smells like boogers!


CrazyOrbitz

Hey!! You can’t talk to my wife like that, what do think this is?!


FratStafford007

I think it’s time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That’s what it is!


CrazyOrbitz

Hey! You can’t talk to my grandson like that, someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!


FratStafford007

Someone should put you in a box floatin down the river Grandma!


Silent_Echo1236

You're probably right :(


Fanmantheman

Was looking for this comment


soft_sakura

“It’s evil, it’s diabolical, it’s lemon-scented.”


Anti-charizard

This plan Z can’t possibly fail


Amphibia14

Haha plan z, I love plan z


IVIaster222

"My customers are dummies, dweebs, and doodoo dunderheads."


Zackydom

"Win this one because I told you to."


Right_Detective2306

"BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!"


MemeFan9000

I don't know. I'd never thought I'd get this far.


KonamiVRC7

Well then, allow me to make a suggestion for your next move….


Lokz97

Holographic meatloaf my favorite!


GiovanniKody100

“I’LL SHOW YOU SUBSPECIES!”


CrazyOrbitz

*Can’t you read?!* NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!


jewishgamergirl

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy


Pretend_Store_1163

"It is becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it I longer. I am small."


CrazyOrbitz

I need someone **BIG!** To clear the beach *for me*… I need…SPONGEBOB!!


TobyOne_2319

“Someone should send you in a box floating down the river grandma!”


Key_Student4991

“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!” From when he absolutely bodies that family.


Complex_Couple6616

“I’m Plankton, ya old hag. And your son smells like boogers!”


Shinobipizza

#"ALRIGHT I GET IT"


spongeboyahoy0108

SHIAH KAZING


luke_theacnhtrader

*explodes*


MissionApollo7

Well this stinks.


ParagonGoblin27

Thats it mister, you just lost your brain privileges


TheMarkedGamer

Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy.


TobyOne_2319

“Felicitations malefactors!” idk the rest


CrazyOrbitz

I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!


Toxopid

Your wish is my... your wish is... your wishy wishy wish fish, /r̼̊ːːːːːː/


Most-Relative1641

Hear me Krabs. If I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLEGE!


QuizzicallyFalse

"I Command You To Help Me Be A Nicer Person!"


crossbowman44

That's a newer one right?


Right_Detective2306

It's from Season 10. According to ScreenRant, it's from "Plankton Gets The Boot" episode.


crossbowman44

Holy shit, it came out 6 years ago? I'm old...


SauceySaucePan

I WIN


InitialChildhood101

"Someone should put you in a box floating down the river GRANDMA!!!" 😆 🤣 😂


whitealienwithreddot

"GET OUT"


QueenRatigan

Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.


redkidneybeanz

I HATE MY LIFE! it’s just the way he says it after getting his ear drums blasted tf off


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I can cause way more collateral damage than that. Karen, where's my death ray?


CrazyaboutSpongebob

**Plankton:** Just wait until I pump up the volume. ( Plankton plays elevator music) **Random customer:** I hated the original version of this song. ( All the customers leave the Krusty Krab.)


yurikwonfan

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player. You pretentious, insignificant artist. Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste.


Original_Strike_3393

"well this stinks"


Smooth_Chair_4949

"ALRIGHT I GET IT!"


spongestur

"Chum is metabolic fuel!"


Blocky-the-bunny

“OH MY GOODNESS. SQUIDWARD!!!” Every time I hear this I starts cackling.


IncreaseWestern6097

[“Come and eat at the Chum Bucket. Every F##kin’ day! You come down and we’ll stuff your face full-a s##t!”](https://youtu.be/A9xwU-4l37o)


bennickss

“I knew I should have gotten the turbo”


Soophmmk

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.


Zestyclose-Life-2999

its a gift a gift from a friend friends give each other gifts


leppy103

When he says I'll see yall in therapy.


pannalla

“Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.” Used the gif in my farewell letter when leaving my last job.


mamatobee328

That’s amazing 😂


CrazyaboutSpongebob

His cops are too righteous. the helmets can't handle this level of ROCK AND ROLE!


KalahKT

Goodbye, everyone! I'll see you all in therapy!!!


Patson_Ricko

Goodbye everyone see all of you in Therapy


Chance_in_Pants

"Holographic meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!"


Aggravating_Ad7813

Oh look! The Krusty Krab. Home of the Krabby Patty. CRUSH. Lick lick.


Ziggy396

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player


wildalexx

“Be assertive!” *beep beep* “Not INSERTIVE!”


Odd_Paint1466

My computer wife


joeeayy

“CORRECT!”


Tazz_the_Spawn

[bye everyone i’ll remember you all in therapy](https://youtu.be/i57mDFPEtZc)


[deleted]

“In a cosmic sorta way, yes.”


Ornery-Mode992

CORRECT!


TheseMenArePawns

“you think is *funny*?” “In a cosmic sort of way… yes”


anormalgamer999

“I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!-“ as said the the first SpongeBob movie


Rich-Note-81

Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!


adkxkcrf

"Someone should put you in a box flowing down the river grandma!"


Stanimator

What kind of cold heartless person would break apart such a loving relationship? IIII WOOOOULD!


dankhorse4

“It’s just an ordinary kraby- OH MY GOODNESS!”


Fine-Draft8523

Squidward!!


Vic875

“IT’S NOT WORTH IT! ITS JUST NOT WORTH IT!”


Wise-Beyond1729

I’m throwing in the towel Krabs it’s easy just hand the money and smile good luck I’m sure he was glad cause then he didn’t have to go through all that nonsense to get a kelpshake


Wise-Beyond1729

Excuse me I’ve done nothing wrong Holy Molly just stick to the plan


Complex_Couple6616

“FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS! I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!”


Calm_East116

"Note to Self: Never store away in a gym sock."


JohnGoodmansMistress

every time he really makes Karen mad and he's just like "h-honey.." 🥺 before she smashes him and it's just agHGGhhhh


TheManWithAGasMask

Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!


yookj95

March 14


Inamoratos

“Someone should put you in a mental hospital!” “SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX, FLOATIN’ DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA!”


pokemongenius

Now for my elaborate and college educated plan. Control > Brain


EvilectricBoy

My name is Plankton. Come and eat at the Chum Bucket. Every fucking day you come down and we'll stuff your face full of shit.


luke_theacnhtrader

Felicitations, malefactors! I am in town to find my minions. And I know just how to speak their lang-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


DifferentBed888

“Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?”


Mem_on_big_tee

Grass!? (evil laugh)


William_Ze_Gamer

"My diabolical, extremely convoluted plan worked! I should have been a politician..."


cheese120_

Felicitations malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me! I had all that memorized.


solarflare70

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?!?! I said assertive not insertive!


CrazyOrbitz

*beep beep!*


aardvarkman3

“Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I’ve never even had one customer!”


Life_Ad3567

"This day won't be mine, or the next or the next, or possibly even the next. But the one after the next after the next after the next, well that one right there right next to that one, that will be my day!"


jharris855

gRaSs?!? *Laughs until his jaw becomes unhinged*


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Roses are red violets are blue world domination has nothing on you.


Mimikyu_Master2020

“GOOD GREIF HES NAKED!!!”


FreddyFazgamer13

YOU’LL RULE THE DAY WE WERE BORN CRABS! I’LL BE BACK!


Kyle25Hill

“Alright, I get it!!”


nothisispa

“You work for me now”


Erictole69

I dont know, never thought id get this far


PoisonHorn393

'someone should you into a box; floating down the river, Grandma!'


maturi57

“OH MY GOODNESS”


Maleficent_Pass_165

“What it’s just a normal Krabby Patt…OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!!!”


Critical-Pension-206

“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!!”


Wise-Beyond1729

EEE-AAH ooh crap Ahhh you know when he was trying to get kelpshake


Wise-Beyond1729

Go away computer wife remember don’t start that’s me every time I see Nickelodeon cause I don’t like this era of it


Iamthedanger4136

"I'll show you subspecies!"


Kanakolovescoasters

"I'll settle for some fries!"


BassFaun36

Well done spongeboob and goodbye everyone I’ll remember you in therapy


ahsantarique

I thought I couldn't feel any worse but at least now I know that anything is possible