Guillotine Edit: there are at least 3 separate comments that all say "what about sturdy" please stop

no ghost typing lets goooo

It's weird, why are there really no defensive Ghost types? Seems like it should be an amazing defensive type.

Jellicent and Dusknoir are defensive. Also, they generally have low health. …Because they are ghosts.

Dusknoir is actually a very meta relevant physical attacker being able to ohko lando t (with a crit)

Oh yes let me activate my instant crit hacks

Focus Energy and a Scope Lens does the trick.

Ohko feels less accurate with focus energy.

Not to mention eviolite dusklops, but I guess that's somewhat implied with the mention of dusknoir.

Eviolite and knock off, name a better combo

True

Not jelli tho, it’s just bad because of everything else

Jelli is okay in VGC; it’s a good TR setter, and with access to imprison it can basically trade itself for Hatterene as anti-TR

Yeah Jellicent w Acid Armor, Scald, Will-O-Wisp, and Recover is goated

goldingus should be there just for the ability

And the fact that he's immune to 3 whole types

>Goldingus Take my upvote.

aegislash (half the time)

Skeledirge is probably the purest defensive Ghost-type in the current meta.

Cofagrigus, if I remember it has good defense

Cofagrigus, my beloved

Eviolite dusclops: do I mean nothing to you?!

Cursola

They often lack something like dusknoir who doesn’t get recovery move.

Corsola-G with eviolite was really good imo

Did you forget Girarina Altered that was found mostly on Stall?

Giratina-O was a decent bulky pivot too. No recovery outside of rest, but still amazing bulk and importantly it comes in in pblades

Everyone here sleeping on my boy Pallosand

Coffagrigus is top tier viability in gen 6 ou

You might need mold breaker if it keeps all the abilities

Horn drill excadrill

Guillotine Pinsir

Sheer Cold Primal Kyogre

You’d need haxorus or something bc it has sturdy from fortress

does sturdy still protect against ohko moves after gen 4? that was the only thing it could do then so i'd imagine so now but that's literally never been required information for me to have so idk

[It does](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sturdy_(Ability))

Sheer Cold too?

OHKO users when Garganacl's study

252 SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 0- SpD Blextress Corroguss Sloyucl-Chiwalu in Sun: 562-663 (578.2 - 1587.5) -- guaranteed OHKO

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Big Stall finally has a face

Ferrothorn Stall FERROTHORN STALL

Every pokemon that doesn't get 2 shot is a stall mon didn't you know

Me when my Zard tanks 2 Flower Tricks from Meowscarada : 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 (I FUCKING DESPISE STALL AKSBSUOFDHSISKAJSHSHSJ)

Why are you deep throating shrek?

Why are you not?

even worse if he roosts on the first one

The ceo of stall

this is unreasonably funny

Lmao he looks mortified which makes it funnier, almost as if he's staring down Chi-Yu.

How do I save this picture?

On the official reddit app, you can click to enlarge the image-->three dots menu-->download On desktop, I feel like you should just be able to right click save

not sure if it's for everyone, but for me that saves it as a .webp file. I right click => open in new tab, then replace the preview.reddit with i.reddit and then right click and it saves as a jpg.

I want to know too

Please let my little creation be a meme /hj

This is the new industry standard for live reactions

What being triple steel, triple grass, and bug type does to a mf. Luckily, being quad water and rock type means it should only be taking 4x from fire EDIT: missed the dondozo whisker and whatever the whisker on the other side is. Might actually be neutral to fire :(

To be precise, it's: Normal from Blissey (main body) Fairy from Clefable (little arms) Flying/Steel from Corviknight (wings) Water/Poison from Toxapex (head things) Water from Pyukumuku (face, head spikes) Dark/Ground from Ting-Lu (head bucket?) Dark/Grass from Wo-Chien (wood thing on her back) Water from Dondozo (whiskers) Steel/Bug from Forretress (shell thing) Steel/Grass from Ferrothorn ("legs") Water/Psychic from Slowbro (Shelmet tail) Ground/Poison from Clodsire (other tail) Grass/Poisom from Amoonguss (pokeballs) Water/Electric from Rotom-Wash (window thing on her belly) Rock from Garganacl (salt things) Steel/Flying from Skarmory (seething internally, not pictured)

might have counted wrong but it has 6 fire resists (5 waters and 1 rock) and 7 fire weaknesses meaning it only takes x2 from fire

That is honestly more than enough for Chi-Yu.

There’s actually 8 fire weaknesses in there. So 4x from fire

Chi-Yu, Brute

We're quoting fucking Ceasar now?

Ok so I did the math and: This abomination has 6 immunities, 10 resistances, 1 neutrality, and 1 weakness. Immunities: \- Dragon \- Poison \- Ground \- Psychic \- Electric \- Ghost Resistances: \- 4x resistance to flying \- 4x resistance to dark \- 4x resistance to ice \- 8x resistance to grass \- 8x resistance to rock \- 16x resistance to bug \- 32x resistance to normal \- 32x resistance to water \- 32x resistance to fairy \- 128x resistance to steel Neutrality: \- Fighting Weaknesses: 4x weakness to fire ​ Dies to specs Simisear overheat untiered at best

Dies to Torchic lightly poking its foot against it LCZU at best

Dies to a phlog pyro direct downgrade from stock at best.

Dies to Lava Slime, gray at best

Dies to Bowser Neutral B, unviable low tier at best.

Dies to a Ghast's fireball, worth 2 wheat and an emerald at most

Dies to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator, one test chamber and a post-credits cameo at best.

Lmfao give it well baked body

Or give it flame absorb

It also has Water Immunity from Clodsire Water Absorb

Soak: *exists* This thing: ”OH NO” \*dies to salt cure/electric types/whatever\*

Clef Magic Guard

Not counting skarm if it's not pictured in stat calculations, but I'll give it the fire weakness for you. 1691 HP, 1631 Def, 1566 Sp.Def and takes 2* from fire.

What about the other types? Does it have any other weaknesses?

It has a somewhat above average type, being immune to ground, electric, ghost, psychic, poison, and dragon. It has plentiful resistances, taking: 1/4 from flying, ice, and dark 1/8 from rock 1/16 from bug 1/32 from normal, grass, water, and fairy 1/256 from steel. **UNFORTUNATELY**, it is hit neutrally by fighting and super effectively by fire, taking 4* damage!

> somewhat above average type > 6 immunities Powercreep

Powercreep? Aw man

So we back in Route 5

got my gigaton hammer, swinging from side to side, side, side to side

7 Immunities. You forgot immune to Water from Clodsire's Water Absorb

I’m going to kill it with flash cannon, regardless of how much pp I need

It would appear that, due to this Pokemon's strong defensive profile and impactful steel resistance, you may want to consider a stronger move like Steel Beam or Doom Desire!

make sure to use a Hydreigon that has Three-Prong Strike with Steel Beam

Make sure to give hydreigon an odd amount of HP to ensure that the entire attack can be used

>Back Normal resistances don't impact OHKO moves or FEAR.

This is true. Unfortunately, triple regenerator allows it to switch out of a FEAR mon and return to full HP, and sturdy from garganacl causes it to be immune to OHKO moves

You underestimate my stubbornness. And how few matches have ended by the 1000 turn rule thing.

I was about to do this calculation until I saw that someone had already beaten me to the punch... Good thing too, cuz I need to go to bed

No ghost type? Guilotine time

Sturdy from Foreskess:

Mold Breaker

I forgoy 😵‍💫

whiscash

Then it's neutral to fire and has base: 1691 HP 1631 Def 1566 SpDef. I don't think Chi Yu one shots ;(

this thing should also have ting-Lu’s ability right?

Yes it has vessel of ruin, tablets of ruin, triple regenerator (full HP on switch), natural cure, magic guard unaware, water absorb potentially, and mirror armor or pressure. I guess it also has purifying salt but magic guard makes it slightly less valuable. Good for keeping off para though, since it has the highest base speed of any Pokemon

wait, what’s that thing on blissey’s chest

Washing machine. Levitate isn't too helpful since it's ground immune

Easy money for chi yu

Indeed

Nah, use Wo-Chien it will do 1000000-9999999999999 ez which is hella OHKOs

Exiting showdown and going outside

That means I am powerful enough to defeat this mess

Well of course, you are the creator of this.... THING, you should be able to beat it... on its own. Nat Dex AG you get 6 of them

Did ypu know that one of the fanmade Bloons (2007) levels that ended on the Insanity pack (2009-ish) was actually never beaten by it's creator? Well yeah it's basicslly that situation

*FNAF 4/20 MODE*

Scott never beat 420 mode?

Well, he might have recently, but I know for a fact that when Markiplier beat it, he hadn't, and Mark beat it pre nerf.

\+6 dusknoir ice punch

Only with a crit

With its classic Tera Ice

True swipe(always leaves the opponent with 0 hp)

Unfortunately,

Snipin's a good job, mate!

out doors.. challanging work. but i guarantee you wont go hungry

False Swipe but always leaves the opponent with 100% HP

Cause at the end of the day

Your mom using heavy slam

Hey but my mom is not that heavy >:( she has the average weight for a skyscraper

certified duraludon-gmax moment

You son of a skyscraper

Certified HolUp moment

Wow, mine must be her twin!

-6 0 Atk Your-Mother Heavy Slam vs. +6 252 HP / 252+ Def Toxapex: 50032-58864 (12384.1 - 14570.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

This shit made me laugh in a way i haven't laughed in a long time

Good lord I haven't read anything as funny as this all week lmfao

Does my mom not learn Gyro Ball?

Fissure Machamp under gravity

Exactly came here to say that.

There's several Pokemon in that monstrosity weak to Fire, so probably Chi-Yu Overheat.

Putting all the types together, it takes 1-2* from fire I think. Unfortunately, putting all the stats together, it has over 1400 base HP so :(

Still ohko’d by chi-yu

is it added or averaged?

For anyone who wants to do actual blisswashpyukozopexknightamoonganacorretrefablingluchienothornbrosire calcs: stats: 1581/103/683/100/658/15 (sum of hp, average of top 3 atk/spa, sum of top 5 def/spd, average of bottom 3 spe) ability: stallmera (natural cure + levitate + innards out + unaware + mirror armor + purifying salt + overcoat + magic guard + vessel of ruin + tablets of ruin + iron barbs + poison point + regenerator + regenerator + regenerator) type: normal/water/water/water/water/water/grass/grass/grass/electric/poison/poison/poison/ground/ground/flying/psychic/bug/rock/dark/dark/steel/steel/steel/fairy weaknesses: fire (2x) [seriously, it somehow managed to get a single 2x fire weakness by pure coincidence] resists: normal (1/16x), water (1/32x), grass (1/8x), ice (1/4x), flying (1/2x), bug (1/4x), rock (1/16x), dark (1/4x), steel (1/32x), fairy (1/16x) immunities: ghost, electric, ground, psychic, poison, dragon and a calc for the road: 252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Vessel of Ruin Blisswashpyuk(etc.) in Sun: 224-264 (6.6 - 7.8%) -- chance to 13HKO

Jesus Christ, wait so does the triple Regenerator just mean it always comes in at full health lmao. The god of stall has finally arrived.

I like how triple regenerator is what made it the god of stall to you, not the 1581/683/658 bulk

Well, that too, but the triple regenerator is funnier.

Natural Cure and Purifying Salt is beautiful. Also, punching this Poison Point Iron Barbs wall may lead to an increased risk of Poketetanus

If they added chomp’s fin in the back we could have added rough skin too, but I guess he doesn’t count, even though tankchomp>sweeperchomp.

Oh we can build them dumber: Triple Regenerator Double Vessels of No Touchy Sturdy Mirror Body Magic Bounce Wonder Guard Magic Guard Neutralizing Gas Battle Armor Damp Limber Sand Veil Snow Cloak Heatproof Dry Skin Poison Heal Hydration Leaf Guard Unaware Filter Prism Armor Ice Body Solid Rock Frisk Volt Absorb Water Absorb Oblivious Cloud Nine Insomnia Immunity Flash Fire Shield Dust Intimidate Levitate Inner Focus Magma Armor Water Veil Soundproof Pressure Thick Fat Early Bird Unnerve Sticky Hold Liquid Ooze Rock Head Friend Guard Harvest Overcoat Illusion Infiltrator Multiscale Marvel Scale Wonder Skin Sap Sipper Aroma Veil Fur Coat Primordial Sea Desolate Land Delta Stream Stamina Water Compaction Long Reach Triage Disguise Corrosion Comatose Queenly Majesty Innards Out Fluffy Bulletproof Grass Pelt Natural Cure Poison Point Static Cute Charm Flame Body Cursed Body Pickpocket Effect Spore Gooey Rough Skin Iron Barbs Tangling Hair Grassy Surge Shadow Shield Dauntless Shield Cotton Down Gulp Missile Ice Scales Ripen Ice Face Quick Draw Seed Sower Purifying Salt Well-Baked Body Wind Rider Guard Dog Good as Gold Protosynthesis Quark Drive Toxic Debris Earth Eater And last, but certainly not least, Stall.

yes, so alongside natural cure switching it out is just a pokemon center excluding pp

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I've seen enough, Chi-yu still one shots

The most straightforward method I could find was Black or White Kyurem using Sheer Cold. None of them are Ice types.

[удалено]

Seems like a majority of fighting moves would do the trick

Potemkin would like to have a word with you

Rouch Rush

Fr shoutout to rouching moon, gotta be one of my favorite genders

I don't see any Eternamax in there so we can make this thing EVEN BULKIER

No Giratina, Lugia or Ho-Oh either

You think this bastard needs a fourth Regenerator

Yes, every time it switches out, heal to full, and increase max hp by 33%. ~~why do I kinda want something like that as an actual ability for a gimmicky weak mon~~

https://preview.redd.it/urnheuvh3sda1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=bc05ba385329faac2b1a153307dab5a485bdc20b The age old story.

Perish song

Gotta trap 'em, too.

This thing has like 4 steel types. I think if you Magnet Pull it it's just trapped forever even after the Magnezone switches out

It’s also multiple water types. You click Salt Cure, it gets a paper cut, and then suddenly shoots all of its blood out all at once

False, Magic Guard via Clef

Observe: [somehow plays the stall matchup perfectly and ends up with a 2 mon lead against this fucker before hitting it with Perish Song]

The forfeit button

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Rocky payload tera rock loaded dice rock blast bombirdier

Mold Breaker Sheer Cold

This is the future ~~Liberals~~ Smogon wants

Unironically quick claw Torkoal beats it

Landorus-Therian Fissure vs. 252 HP Abomanation: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever

Horn Drill /j

Why "/j", this is a correct answer, Horn Drill can and will one-hit KO every Pokémon that isn't Ghost nor has the ability Sturdy, and this one lacks either. Even if it was a Ghost, just swap it to Sheer Cold.

Kid named forretress

I missed that ._. So, yeah, Horn Drill will not OHKO this beast either unless we suppress its ability (this CAN be arranged, though)

Gravity Fissure Machamp?

Tinkaton with Mold Breaker using Metronome into any OHKO move should work.

In France it's called a Guillotine.

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3 prong strike hydreigon steel beam

That's a digimon.

The power/off button

Masterball into a release. Which arguably deletes(aka OHKO) a pokemon from the gaming universe.

Why do so many people play Blextress Corroguss Sloyucl-Chiwalu in Pokemon Showdown? Bro I tried Pokemon Showdown for the first time and there are so many people using it like bro he's ugly how can you use it I just use Flamethrower and he dies

My Modest 252 SpA specs overheat with tera fire and sun boost Vs the Ablobonation Calm 252 hp 252 SpD (437.5-523.7%) Guaranteed OHKO

Mold breaker Pinsir using guillotine

No gaurd Michael

The Driftveil City Theme

I think this (and the comments) are my new favorite stinkpost, all hail Blextress Corroguss Sloyucl-Chiwalu

Fissure, Guillotine, Sheer Cold and any other OHKO moves I missed

Depending on abilities? Mind Reader+OHKO move. Perish Song. Smogon Banhammer.

stall pokemon are immune to smogon banhammer

Gravity TR no guard fissure garchomp

Sturdy from forretress. How do you get past the sturdy ability?

Gastro acid ig

Metal burst

Maximum base stats are 255, so it just would have 255 in all categories. But Inverse Battle 252 Atk Jirachi Iron Head vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Tablets of Ruin Abomination: 7680-9216 (1075.2- 1290.7%) -- Guaranteed OHKO

Dies to randbat sallalze Pu at best

Sheer Cold and Guillotine

Chi-Yu ember in rain