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hjyboy1218

Why does Kyurem-Black hold TR43 as an item in Gen 8 competitive pokemon?(It's the TR for Overheat)


BeanMachine1515

he has it just incase he gets cold :>


FranekBucz

He is an ice type tho


BeanMachine1515

yeah well guess what, he's a zany silly lil goofball, BOOM ever think about that? \*mic drop\*


maginon

And penguins can die of freezing


PawnToG4

I never pegged penguins as being ice type, more like pure water, maybe normal water to really rub in that they can't fly.


Specterlyfe19352

Well I hope you never plan on pegging penguins.


randome_user1201

You’ve never pegged a penguin? That’s a weird thing to say


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Correct


look_at_u_man_____ew

Nah but seriously, what pokemon was the fling tech for? Like, what was kyurem trying to hit?


astronautlevel

Necrozma dusk mane, which otherwise walls kyurem black. It's a pretty meme set though and didn't see much real play.


[deleted]

does fling change typing with the TM? thats such a cool strategy that im surprised many people dont utilize


Astral_Fogduke

no, but it changes power, and it's a 130 bp physical dark move


StarLucario

Dusk Mane Necrozma


CyborgTiger

Ferro maybe?


spinachie1

YEET


ernyc3777

Evil


Optimal_Badger_5332

Why does landorus therian run defensive sets?


BeanMachine1515

because he good at blocking with his big muscly legs obv???


AffectionateSlice816

Because ppl are bitches.


andmtg

av (automatically virgin) lando vs the chad bandorus therian


laceflower_

Will the hisui pokes be meta


BeanMachine1515

hell no, zuckerberg will never get his grubby little hands on our mons


NotABadBelayer

💀


Zoroark-hisui

https://preview.redd.it/2egrg3igj0fa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=5e91cd18eaff1b4acb3dcfd2923fad4ee10e8bdf


AngelesYT

u/saveimage Edit: not needed


Dudebeard86

r/angryupvote


TorielDreemurr45

say that to YouTuber jimothy cool u fool


AngelesYT

Is that the guy that says "Hisuian Quillfish will change competitive pokemon forever" ?


AceAirbender

Weavile


BeanMachine1515

I agreevile


AngelesYT

Me toovile


Garryboy64

Youavile


presumingpete

Weavont


Tinted-Lokix

He got Chien-pao'd!


Successful-Goose-92

I hate chien pao


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

Do you think that is a good idea to use storm drain tatsugiri in my hyperoffensive team or I should use blissey with toxic orb?!


BeanMachine1515

I think both of the strategies are kinda unethical, tatsugiri is pretty small so forcing it to drain storm water could drown it and do I even need to say why an ominous poisonous orb might not be the best thing for a fairy type to hold? edit: WAIT BLISSEY ISN'T A FAIRY TYPE????


AngelesYT

Answer to the edit: no and it never was. Wigglytuff, Azumarill and other pre-gen 6 pokemon changes type, but surprisingly not Blissey's line. Probably they only wanted to give that line one weakness, and make it a *terrible* pokemon offensively. Instead, despite its weaknesses in atk and sp atk, it's still op and it's a must on stall teams.


hallethehurricanexx

That's the real mystery


raptureframe

Thank god it isn’t !


IDontHaveCookiesSry

Wait till he finds out gyarados is flying instead of dragon


Memegamer3_Animated

Is Draco Meteor an optimal stab choice to run on Dragapult or is it better to run other more consistent choice sets over beeg ohko potential?


BeanMachine1515

bro if you want your dragapult to stab just give it a knife 🙄 (also idk what beeg ohko potential is but it sounds funny so do it)


Crux_AMVS24

The stab thing literally made my day


Zenith9133

Dragapult is a bit british innit bruv, gunna shank ur mons


Disastrous-Energy526

Fucking ga'ar


Lortep

Held Item: Knife The holder gains the ability to stab a bitch.


Human-Perception5400

Chances of a one hit ko


BLuBIN_BoY

Theorymon Thursday: Dragapult gets a knife and gains the sharpness ability, how does this affect the meta


Zygarde718

Same type attack boost (STAB) is always helpful. Ohko potential is the chance to knockout a pokemon in one hit!


PrivatePikmin

(Not to ruin the joke but just explain an acronym: ohko- one hit KO, so they’re saying huge kill factor, basically)


Munchingseal33

Why is salamence UU but dragonite is OU. Salamence is faster and has moxie and intimidate


BeanMachine1515

I don't care if they're intimidating or have moxie if they're making "UU" and "OU" sounds I think they might be in pain man, maybe go help them?


enfyts

Not OP, but if you’re looking for a serious answer: Dragonite fulfills a different role from Salamence. Its viability in OU comes from its ability to use Tera-normal Extreme Speed, which makes it very threatening to offense. It also has significantly higher bulk and Multiscale, which makes setting it up way easier. It also gets Fire Punch and Ice Spinner as additional coverage.


Munchingseal33

What about pre gen 9? Mainly in 6,7 and 8


enfyts

Fills a pretty similar role, just without the Tera normal STAB. Significantly higher bulk + multiscale backed by roost just makes it a lot easier to switch in.


Munchingseal33

So in the post gen 5 meta dragonite was just way more consistent than Mence due to multiscale? What about gen 5 tho? I know dragonite and Mence have pretty different niches in BW but for the ddance role which one would be more suitable?


ThanosAmbulance

Mence is much better at the “spam draco until everything dies” role than dnite, and because fairy types didn’t exist yet that was a much more impactful niche than it is now. Mences higher speed and sptak helped it fill that role better, especially in a meta where base 100 speed was still considered good, plus it also had outrage if it wanted to go mixed. Essentially, mence is a better dragon stab user, so when spamming that is a viable strategy (I.e. when fairy types don’t exist) mence is better than dnite, but dnite is a more versatile sweeper with access to ice moves, which pairs very well with eq, as well as the bulk to have more opportunities to set up thanks to multiscale, especially in conjunction with roost, and even more so once boots are in the picture


SawTheCatsBox

Why does Porygon have a niche in RBY OU?


BeanMachine1515

Because it was recently found out that they like to eat at RBY's


SawTheCatsBox

Literally every other RBY Pokemon:


Chocoa_the_Bunny

Porygon >>>>> Snorlax


RW721

Amnesia.


dtc09

what would you do if a dragon dance waterfall gyarados flinched your thunder punch jirachi and your focus sash explosion heatran on a gen 4 tournament semi-finals


BeanMachine1515

nah jk I'd simply start crying and bolt to the exit like a man


ECPRedditor

I like to imagine Lavos did the same thing, but just felt the need to type out his rant so people thought he wasn’t absolutely tilted about it


BeanMachine1515

... uhh, i'd like, uh, like, summon my lvl a billion arceus and kill them all >:D


PrismaTheAce

unfortunate


AverageStandards

does


Electrical_Stress438

Not


DarkEsca

Is a pyukillion more than a wo-chillion?


BeanMachine1515

idk but I doubt those would even come close to one buzzillion


LiveWo-ChienReaction

https://preview.redd.it/a8unid55s2fa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=a817ca85c9e209f65dc83c384e886ca627b45d87


Juliano5460

Both are not more then a buluion


sastianchiko

Why does Gamefreak keep giving new mons insanely busted abilities/moves/stat spreads/all of the above


BeanMachine1515

they literally have freak in their name, of course they're gonna add busted stuff 🙄


markpreston54

And you said you know nothing about competitive pokemon


TheBestWorst3

That’s actually not very false


dospathreeto

wanna see a picture of my cat?


BeanMachine1515

yes :D


dospathreeto

https://preview.redd.it/zgojffwpu0fa1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=5ef7554ee8e6a462a36be6c63bae48f651ace9ca


BeanMachine1515

:D


Jestin23934274

What sets does this cat run?


rimzler

Rest Snore Hone claws ... Relaxed nature?


Lortep

Does it have a 4th move?


cozychomps

light that burns the sky


Exact_Sir9789

Reminded me of this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_T_s0Kzc4Zo


sgodxis

4th move is a toss up between Extreme Speed and Fury Swipes.


Pyrotyrano

What’s the current best protean/ libero mon in the meta?


BeanMachine1515

I had a cinderace with libero, she was a good girl so uh, cinderace :D (also if you want a good protean mon just make sure to feed them eggs)


Spiderfr0g

Why was murkrow so useful for a moment but fell of so soon?


BeanMachine1515

they were useful for a bit because they were harder to spot in the sky, but when the Tinkatons eventually noticed them... they fell all right


Optimal_Badger_5332

Connections to the mafia The fbi got him tho


kanyepokemon

Explain what's DragMag


BeanMachine1515

It's when you Drag a Mag? pretty self explanatory man >!DragMag Deez nu-!<


TheRogueCookie

Best first round pick in draft?


BeanMachine1515

rowlet's a pretty round pick but if you don't have access to them you can always use voltorb or electro-**\[ELECTRODE USED SELF DESTRUCT!\]**


Chi--Yu

Do you think Chien-Pao will be allowed back into OU?


BeanMachine1515

oof did you hurt yourself?


Chi--Yu

I tripped on the stairs trying to get back into the tier and broke a bone, but I'll be fine!


BeanMachine1515

D:


Puro78

Why does vaporeon run acid armor and baby doll eyes?


BeanMachine1515

:C


DarkRoseXoX

Does not know a thing, yet is specialized in the cursed ways


SawTheCatsBox

Oh oh


spinachie1

ominous


AuraPianist1155

Is it also of the white variety?


DerpySheepYT

Oh no


DarkerestRed

Why did Necrozma and Yveltal divorce in Paldea?


BeanMachine1515

They both got fed up with each others edginess and both of them had equally toxic (although understandable given their powers) god complex's


stupidalt0101010

Why is Ledian so good in NatDex AG?


BeanMachine1515

because they look cool af, I think a bug cosplaying the red power ranger 24/7 is perfectly suited for the role of attorney general


LiceTheGamer

Why should I run a funny mega sceptile in natdex


BeanMachine1515

because funny christmas tree lizard :D


LiceTheGamer

Good point


C6H12O6_Daddy_

Why does no one run eviolite even though the major knock off mons lost the ability to use the move?


BeanMachine1515

because I ate all of the eviolite's 🤤


monkebully69

why da ferrothorn homophobic?


BeanMachine1515

I don't even know how to respond to this, I am truly gobsmacked


autistic_prodigy28

Because you can't Leech your Seed into grass types


DresdenPI

I just switched in my Tera Steel Roaring Moon that has Dragon Dance, Jaw Lock, Terablast, and Outrage. My opponent has Toxapex out and has Garganacl and Clodsire left in reserve. What move should I click? Should I Tera? Please hurry, I only have 60 sec left after writing this 🙏


BeanMachine1515

tera your roaring moon and do a funny dragon dance


DresdenPI

Ok, done. He switched to Clodsire, now what?


BeanMachine1515

I'm too late but I hope you showed that clodsire who was boss


DresdenPI

It's OK, it wasn't your fault 😢. I bit it and then it Earthquaked me and I died.


bggjelqqpdjfndnqj

should’ve been tera bug


BeanMachine1515

damn not every game is a W, but that's okay 🫡


SspaceXDash

why xurkitree is RNGesus in national dex?


BeanMachine1515

xurkitree bathed in the light of arceus and became RNGesus obv 🙄


SspaceXDash

almost


MaskPhantasm

Which is the best pseudo legendary and why is it Tyranitar?


BeanMachine1515

you're spreading misinformation, tyranitar isn't a psuedo legendary, psuedowoodo is the only psuedo legendary I know of


MaskPhantasm

[Live tyranitar reaction](https://imgur.com/a/UhJ77Qk)


genoux

They know too much


blankmindx

What's a speed tier and why does it even matter?


BeanMachine1515

the speed tear is most likely referring to me because lord can I make tears quickly 🥲


TheGBZard

With the nerfs greninja got will it still be viable in the ou metagame


BeanMachine1515

bro it got nerf guns??? hell yeah!!!


Scrafty-

What’s the best partner for gholdengo?


BeanMachine1515

someone who enjoys it's company and isn't just with it for the money


shoreyzaki

Stay Golden


Plastic_Feed8223

Why were Palafin and Iron Bundle banned from the OverUsed Tier? What did they do to deserve it?


BeanMachine1515

They were so overused they were too overused for overused, simple as that 😔


Cowmanthethird

That's.... Exactly right.


Plastic_Feed8223

Ok that’s closer to the real answer than I thought.


JonoBono6

Why is zacian the best f***ing Pokémon in the game


BeanMachine1515

because his sword goes swish swish


AuraPianist1155

Can confirm, SCHWING SCHWING is truly busted, makes game way too easy. Wait, wrong game-


Darkion_Silver

\+6 252+ Atk Choice Band Silverash True Silver Slash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Kecleon: 6528-7680 (2501.1 - 2942.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO


GoodMornEveGoodNight

You are fighting your mom’s boyfriend. What team are you running?


BeanMachine1515

myself, that mf gonna catch these hands


GoodMornEveGoodNight

https://preview.redd.it/gcg0oc9141fa1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=f664f4dd38eea5d471933baaedd93c6a42efec12


Undertalefanboy43

Best Pokemon?


BeanMachine1515

Buzzwole


bruh_momento-

Based


rosecoloredlenses775

Why did my baby Blissey get absolutely obliterated in gen 9?


BeanMachine1515

bro it's a baby


Raging-God

Why does smogon love stall?


BeanMachine1515

tbh idrk, I find it kind of unpleasant to listen to for a big chunk of the song, definitely not in my top 5 minecraft music disks


Optimal_Badger_5332

Bad taste


spinachie1

Disgusting


Orisarbre

What do you think of Wo-Chien in the current metagame?


BeanMachine1515

Tbh I think gamefreak SNAILED it when it came to balancing Wo-Chien https://preview.redd.it/0khqmm75k0fa1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=55c4a811a3793918b918f26a4bc9475325b3b4db


CantQuiteThink_

https://preview.redd.it/jau3m3z022fa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=5e1dee73b33096d4954fbef585c632978454c0d7


Exotic-Trouble-66

What are the checks to garganacl ?


BeanMachine1515

oh here's a super easy way to check garganacl, just simply ask a garganacl: "hey are you a garganacl?" and voila!


Calmtimer

Why is Murkrow op in gen 9?


BeanMachine1515

To b- OW! -e hone- OW! -est I thi- OW! -nk it's beca- OW! -use of ho- OW! -w much it pe- OW! -cks


Calmtimer

Get pecked skill issue


TotallyKyleXY

Do you agree with the decision of no tiering action on terestalizaton? Do you think it'll be resuspected upon the release of Home?


BeanMachine1515

reSUSpected https://preview.redd.it/b2lco6uq81fa1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=05f3cfb58014708c7c0aee984cc6b8d0732fac76


Funny_Internet_Child

Is Iron Valiant cool?


BeanMachine1515

ye :D


Useonlyforconlangs

Can I achieve my dreams if I don't have meta moves and mons?


BeanMachine1515

probably not idk


HyperVT

What teams does buzzwole work in? I have had so much trouble using him because I can't figure out a team for him in gen 7


BeanMachine1515

"don't try to teach the buzzwole to work, let buzzwole to teach to you work" - tbuzz zu


FranekBucz

Is Greninja gonna be good in Ubers in gen 9?


BeanMachine1515

I think because he's a water type it would be hard for him to get a grip on the steering wheel and his giant toungue would either be really annoying inside of the car or drag on the road outside of the car, so yeah I doubt greninja would be the best in ubers


Cinder-22

What's the best build for garganacl?


BeanMachine1515

a LOT of salt


sobatfestival

Get Doran's Ring and a potion, at 5 you want to have a second Ring. 10 minutes rotate middle and get enemy's red. Then get Mobility Boots, rush a Shurelya's Reverie and a Phantom Dancer right after. If facing a heavy physical lineup, go for a Spirit Visage and Warmog's Armor; if magical, go for Thornmail then Sunfire Cape. Last item probably DFG for survivability or Guardian Angel for more firepower.


Skellydirge

Who is the coolest fire type and why is it Skeledirge?


BeanMachine1515

the coolest fire type is Skeledirge because like, do I even need to state why, like I will anyways but still, I could just leave it like that 1: it can look goofy or terrifying 2: lil fire ghost birb 3: exhaust tail 4: IT SINGS


No-Eggplant-5396

What's the best type? (I don't anything about competitive either though)


Totaly__a_human

Steel, fairy, water, and fire, hope this helps


BeanMachine1515

If you wanna be a 🤓 about it I'm pretty sure it's like ice or smth but I personally love the bug type because of the really weird and alien designs a lot of the bug type pokemon have


Caixa7

Based bug enjoyer


HitMyFunnyBoneYeah

Should you run Whirlwind instead of Roar on Hippowdon?


BeanMachine1515

Yes because the idea of a hippowdon somehow summoning a giant gust of wind is funny to me


Burnt_Tophat

Why is goldfish bad, but ugly cloud man good?


BeanMachine1515

ey it's not my fault the cloud types do 2x damage to goldfish types 🤷‍♂️


wvnne

why are mega kangaskhan and mega rayquaza too OP?


BeanMachine1515

because mega kangaskhan is literally two mons and I don't even need to know about comp pokemon to know why a mon with a 780 bst with 180 attack and 115 speed is op


Kricketuneplush

Why haven't I've seen Iron Treads that much


Stormitive

Thoughts on Maushold population boom?


BeanMachine1515

scary


Rain_Moon

What does CHALK stand for?


BeanMachine1515

Cool Happy Avengers Love Kale